求一篇简单的英语小故事 100词 左右 最好有点搞笑性质 谢谢…………谢谢了，大神帮忙啊

Answer 1

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom: "The smaller piece, of course." Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?" 一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。 汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌？” 比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个？” 汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。” 比尔：“那你还抱怨什么？小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗？”