我上初二，我们班英语课前有一个三分钟的小演讲，我想准备一个英语笑话并翻译帮帮忙啦

Question

英语有些难度的能不能帮我用拼音拼一下哩

Answer 1

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

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Answer 2

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http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/23310727.html?fr=qrl3
http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/13077235.html?si=3

Playing House
A little girl and a boy were at day care.The girl approaches the boy and says,"Hey Tommy ,wanna play house?'
He says "Sure!What do you want me do ?'
The girl replies,"I want you to communicate your thoughts'
"Communicate my thoughts ?'said a bewildered Tommy."I have no idea what that means.'
The little girl sirks and says,"Perfect.You can be the husband'

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