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请各位英语高手帮我翻译以下几句话，在下血过！！！！！”一个鬼故事，开头很恐怖，过程很好笑，结局很悲惨：从前，有个鬼，放了个屁，死了”以上就是要翻译的内容，多谢了！！！！！1
前4个人的回答都不是很完整通顺啊>

Answer 1

I want to tell you a story of ghosts which has a horrible beginning and a funny ending: Once upon a time, there was a ghost. He broke the wind and passed...away.

Answer 2

一个鬼故事，
there is A ghost story，

开头很恐怖，

it is very ogreish at the beginning,
过程很好笑，

and very during the course,

结局很悲惨：

and then it is very miserable in the end.

从前，有个鬼，放了个屁，死了

Once upon a time,there was a ghost ，he farted one day, then he died .

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Answer 3

Once upon time, a ghost put fart, but end up with death.

Answer 4

There is a ghost formerly, put fart, and died.

Answer 5

There is a ghost long ago put fartand the died.