求幽默的英语情景对话（3人），有附中文翻译的，3~5分钟左右。 符合的另加分

Answer 1

有一个人有三个儿子,老大叫流氓,老二叫菜刀,老三麻烦。有一天，麻烦失踪了，老大带着老二来到公安局报警，老大对警察说：“警察你好,我是流氓(老大)带着菜刀(老二)来找麻烦(老三)。”

There was a man who had three sons, one called rogue,The second call Kitchen knife,The third call trouble.One day,trouble Be missing,Mobile phone with The second
To the Public Security Bureau To alarm，Mobile phone The police said：“The police hello，
I'm blackguard( Mobile phone) with Kitchen knife(The second ) come look for In trouble(The third ).