求一篇英语小笑话 越短越好 要带翻译

Answer 1

Such
a
Long
Dog
如此长的狗
Once
there
was
a
blind.
One
day
when
he
was
walking,
he
stepped
the
head
of
the
dog
who
was
sleeping.
The
dog
barked
for
a
while.
The
blind
man
went
on
for
miles,
this
time
he
stepped
the
other
dog's
tail,
so
this
dog
barked.
The
blind
man
had
thought
that
it
was
the
first
dog,
so
he
said
in
surprise,
It's
a
wonder
that
the
dog
is
so
long.
　　从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋。狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。